He sprinted, half believing he could outdistance death itself, ignoring the jets of light flying in the darkness all around him, and the sound of the lake crashing like the sea, and the creaking of the Forest though the night was windless; through grounds that seemed, themselves, to have risen in rebellion, he ran faster than he had ever moved in his life…

(Source: doloresjaneumbridge, via kellyshambles)

spookyloop:

joeshmo:

Shoutout to tombstone pizza for subtle product placement

That’s probably the best real-life brand name you can put in an Addams Family movie.

(Source: classichorrorblog, via medenyingreality)

thegreatgherkin87:

I just spit out my coffee

(Source: ovidire, via spaceandtimeywimey)

nixsrebellionoflies:

me: pluto is a planet?

me: PLUTO IS A PLANET?!

me: *SCREECHES* PLUTO IS A PLANET! 

me: *runs down the street at 3am* PLUTO IS A PLANET!

me: *raises the dead* PLUTO IS A PLANET!

(via spaceandtimeywimey)

julianathursday:

six6vi:

i wish everyone could see this

No such things as a bad dog. It’s a bad owner.

I’m fairly certain my pitbull and any pitbull that I have met are the biggest babies in the entire world.

julianathursday:

six6vi:

i wish everyone could see this

No such things as a bad dog. It’s a bad owner.

I’m fairly certain my pitbull and any pitbull that I have met are the biggest babies in the entire world.

(Source: hintofvanilla, via loveinabottle)

koalatea:

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 

(via caleb-brewster)

peetaslongbun:

Catching Fire ft. SASS

(Source: peetamelalrk, via squintymisha)